What Now

Today after work I skipped going to the gym (again) and went to the ghetto Wal-Mart (because it's on the way home) to pick up a few essentials. The radio said we were under a tornado warning, but since it wasn't even dark or raining, I decided not to worry about it. As I get to the checkout counter, the whole place shuts down and they lock us inside. We are directed to the center aisle (ladies apparel) and told to stay there until we get an all clear.

All I could think of was that I could die in Wal-Mart surrounded by low, low prices.

What kind of screwed up country song death would that be?! Killed by a tornado while shopping at Wal-Mart!

It was as if I could hear Jeff Foxworthy giving my eulogy. Luckily the threat of the Funnel-Of-Death passed and I was able to get out.

Next tornado warning, I'm going to Target.