RANDOM ACTS OF BLOGGING

 1) OMG, you guys, my oldest nephew is getting married! He proposed to his sweetie last Sunday and will be getting married this Sunday! Apparently they just want to do the thing small and quick with immediate family around, so I will not be there to see it.  I'm not bothered by that in the least (you know my feelings about weddings and all of that) but I told my mother - who will be there- to tell them the day of that I'm completely devastated that I wasn't invited and will not leave them anything in my will. Kind of like Maleficent, but with less cursing and sleeping and more petty malice.

I need them to believe I'm secretly rich so that they will take good care of me when I'm old. Nothing motivates people like a potential inheritance.  

Hehe, also, her name is Kelly. That makes three Kellys in our family now. Me, my step sister, and now Logan's intended. I told mom they can call me Tae to alleviate confusion, but I think that will only cause more confusion. Christmas will be fun.

In a week, both of my nephews will be married men. *SNIFF* Why do they insist on making me feel so old?

2) Y'all, I dyed part of my hair blue last night and it was a bad decision. It wasn't proper dye, so I didn't have to bleach anything, but still... 

I bought something called "Color Depositing Conditioner" which is kind of like a stain and it's supposed to be temporary. I was going to go damn-the-torpedos and just dump it on my hair, but out of an abundance of caution I did one of those inner-elbow allergy tests and realized immediately that it was a very dark, very hard to remove stain. So I put it aside for a while. Then, last night, I got bored. I didn't want to dye my scalp a dark blue (that happened before with some red dye and was a bad look) so I just did a couple of stripes on each side, under the top layer of hair to see if I liked it. It...well, it was not a good thing. It dyed my hair, but it's not a stable dye, so it's very patchy and now it's faded in some places, and in others it's a dark blue green. I suspect by Friday, the gray hairs that are currently blue will be a nice seaweedy green-brown color.Very sexy.

I'm not saying that my hair will not eventually be a fun color, but maybe I'll let a professional do it. 

3) The other day I saw Sara's dad, and he brought me some pictures that she'd had boxed up. One was a drawing of a moon that I did for her in 1996, one was a framed picture of Steve and I, and the other was one of our senior photos that we had made together. That last one was wrinkled and dog eared and had probably been hidden for a while, because after she lost so much weight, her old pictures were not allowed to see the light of day, but I'm very glad I have it. I'd like to frame it, but she'd hate that. Haha. 

I wish I could have had a piece of her jewelry or something. I know that sounds greedy and weird, but I don't mean anything expensive or valuable, just something I could wear and keep close. Is that weird? It feels like a weird thing. Plus, I can't go to her dad and say "Hey, let me root around in her jewelry box and pick something out." Eh, well, I don't really need anything like that. 

I might still frame that picture, though. She'll probably haunt my bones! 

4) You know, I had like three other things I was going to talk about, but I can't remember any of them. I'm sure they were very clever and entertaining. I'll come back if I think of them.