What Now

For those of you salivating over information about our favorite Newlyweds-no-more, here's a little tidbit I picked up from imdb.com.

Jessica Simpson's estranged husband Nick Lachey blames his wife's irrational thinking for their marriage breakdown. The former 98 Degrees star, who split from Simpson two months ago, believes women and men have very different thought processes. He says, "Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men." Lachey also found buying clothes a size too big for his beloved scuppered their chances of marital bliss, adding, "They don't take kindly to that.

Um, hello? Is he just now figuring this out? I'll admit it, women are crazy! We have harmones that keep us from being rational. Most of us don't want to be rational, we want to be right. We will figure out ways to argue with you for no reason. It's in our DNA sequencing. Don't blame Jessica, blame Eve! As for buying clothes a size too big for his wife...Nicky, honey, she thought you were calling her fat. No woman likes that. You shouldn't have had divorce papers drawn up, you should have placed a large box of Godiva outside of her bedroom, knocked on the door, and ran away.

What fools these mortals be.