What Now

Ugh.
I had an unpleasant discovery today. You know, one of those where you feel like your eyeballs might explode and you break out in a cold sweat. I don't really want to discuss what it was because it would only be proof positive how shallow and insecure I can be. Let's just say that I now want to crawl into a hole, because I know that if the right person was to ever come into contact with me, it would be lorded over me in a most heinous way.

I think I might throw up. If you will excuse me.