I've been thinking about the last entry that I wrote and decided I'm not embarrassed anymore. In fact, as I thought, it didn't take long before I thought the whole thing was hilarious.
So here's what I'm going to do!
I'm going to order the filthiest thing I can afford from this messed up Tupperware party.
I know she'll see the order, because she has to make sure the order is fulfilled to get credit for it.
Then, when she sees me at church, she will be the one who is uncomfortable!
Of course, then I'll have to figure out what to do with whatever it is I order. I don't know what that will be at this time. I guess I'll have to find someone to give it to!
Christmas is about to get weird, y'all.