× I have broken someone's bones. |
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (And I"m still not going to tell!) |
× I hate the rain. |
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Why? What is that supposed to mean? Huh?) |
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. |
✓ I need/want money right now. (More of the wanting than the needing.) |
× I love sushi. |
✓ I talk really, really fast. (BUt I think the real problem is slow listeners.) |
× I have fresh breath in the morning. |
✓ I have long hair. (Finally!) |
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. |
✓ I have at least one sibling. (One bro, one sis.) |
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. |
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Don't judge me.) |
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Well, I could survive, but I'd go crazy talking to telemarketers.) |
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes, anyways.) |
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Does "Omission" count as lying?) |
× I am usually pessimistic. |
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (LIke I said, it is a disease!) |
× I think prostitution should be legalized. |
× I slept with a roommate. |
✓ I have a hidden talent. (But it's only legal to do it in Singapore.) |
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. |
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Now, whether or not they consider me a friend, I don't know.) |
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. |
× I enjoy talking on the phone. |
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (YES!) |
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. |
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
✓ I have a mobile phone. (But I don't use it very often.) |
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. |
✓ I've rejected someone before. (We were friends, it was complicated...) |
✓ I currently like/love someone. |
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (But the fun is in the finding out!) |
× I want to have children in the future. |
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yuck.) |
× I've called the cops on a friend before. |
× I'm not allergic to anything. |
✓ I have a lot to learn. |
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (I never know what to say. Most people don't realize this about me, but I tend to be really goofy around guys I don't know that well.) |
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. |
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, but not drugs.) |
✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Once again, don't judge me.) |
× I own the "South Park" movie. |
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. |
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Not the sad songs, though.) |
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Wouldn't anyone?) |
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. |
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Low cut shirts are a powerful weapon.) |
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. |
× I have dated a close friend's ex. |
× I am happy at this moment. |
× I'm obsessed with guys. |
× Democrat. |
× Republican. |
✓ I don't even know what I am. (I am content to remain unaffiliated.) |
× I am punk rockish. |
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
✓ I study for tests most of the time. |
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. |
× I can work on a car. |
✓ I love my job(s). (I make signs.) |
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. |
× I have more than just my ears pierced. |
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Shoes are not always fun.) |
× I have jumped off a bridge. |
× I love sea turtles. |
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Once in a while. It takes a lot of equipment to reach this level of sexy.) |
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (As soon as I can think of one.) |
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
× I hate office jobs. |
× I went to college out of state. |
× I am adopted. |
× I am a pyro. |
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. |
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Who hasn't?) |
✓ I fall for the worst people. (You wouldn't BELIEVE...) |
✓ I adore bright colours. |
× I usually like covers better than originals. |
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. |
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (Monkey Feet!) |
× I can't whistle. |
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (And I fell off of it. I no longer enjoy horseback riding.) |
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. |
✓ I talk in my sleep. (It doesn't make sense, but I do!) |
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. |
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. |
× I wear a toe ring. |
× I have a tattoo. |
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. |
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. |
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. |
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. |
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (Junk is fun.) |
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. |
✓ I'm an artist. |
× I am ambidextrous. |
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. |
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. |
× I have terrible teeth. |
× I hate my toes. |
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. |
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. |
✓ I am extremely flexible. (One of the most flexible in my Yoga class. Who knew chubby girls could bend?) |
× I love hugs more than kisses. |
× I want to own my own business. |
× I smoke. |
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. |
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm too emotional.) |
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. |
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. |
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (But I'm not the only one...) |
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. |
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (DISEASE, People!) |
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
× I can't stand being alone. |
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. |
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (See my office. Full to the brim of stuff I am going to have to eventually create with!) |
× I'm a judgmental asshole. |
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
× I have travelled on more than one continent. |
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. |
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. |
× I am a Libertarian. |
× I can speak more than one language. |
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. |
× I like reading fact more than fiction. |
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
× I have no piercings. |
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. |
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. |
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (But not in a bad way, more of in that, "What is my destiny" way.) |
✓ I like most animals better than most people. |
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Well, Steve does.) |
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. |
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
✓ I am compulsively honest. (Which has never failed to embarrass me.) |
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. |
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. |
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. |
× I dislike milk. |
× I obsessively wash my hands. |
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. |
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (but have you SEEN my hair?) |
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (It helps.) |
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. |
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. |
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (See: High School, All of) |
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. |
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. |
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. |
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Some people can be accountants, some can be strippers. It's just a job.) |
× I don't like to chew gum. |
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (!) |
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. |
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. |
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. |
✓ I love to sing. |
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. |
× I have a custom-built computer. |
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. |
× I've gone skinny-dipping. |
✓ I've performed in three plays. |
✓ I enjoy burritos. |
× I'm Irish and loving it. |
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (If you only knew, you'd realize why that is funny.) |
× I am a twin! |
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (And that is why people think I'm boring.) |
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. |
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. |
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
✓ I need more time to myself. (Kelly Time!) |
× I wish I was more open-minded. |
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
✓ I download songs from the internet. |
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. |
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Not on purpose, usually.) |
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. |
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. |
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. |
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. |
× I think this survey is particularly long. |
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. |
× I can only hate someone that I love. |
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
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