What Now

Dear 2008,

This is the post where I would usually write a long and philosophical post where I talk about all of the things that have happened this year.

I'm not doing that this time and you know why.

Oh, I know that things could have been infinitely worse. I'm not an idiot after all. But for someone who has grown up in a relatively happy, blessed and sheltered world, it was quite a shock to my system.

So instead of giving you a retrospective, 2008, please just imagine me kicking you in the crotch and giving you the bird while you lay whimpering in the street. Turn about is fair play, after all.

Hugs and kisses,
Kelly

EDIT: See what I was doing there? I was anthropomorphizing 2008. You know, just in case you got confused.