I had to take a break for a second to write this.
When I came in this morning, my boss came into my office with a handful of envelopes. He asked me if I would seal them for him with a glue stick. Then he asked if I knew how to do it. I laughed and said I would figure it out, and I don't know if he took me seriously or what, but he proceeded to show me how to do it!! I laughed again and told him I used to do it all of the time when I worked in the call center. It was only then that he seemed to realize that I might not glue my face to anything.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to gluing envelopes closed. You know, if I can remember how.