Tuesday, February 24, 2009


1) As promised, here is the Alien video I was in to promote the Addy awards. Guess which one is me!

2)Yesterday I had a terrible sinus headache almost all day. Nothing I took helped for longer than an hour. I hate sinus problems because they always make me feel woozy and nauseated. I had to go to Target and go through the rigmarole of buying real medicine with actual pseudoephedrine hydrochloride in them. You know, the simple fact that I can't just walk into a store and buy a packet of medicine that will actually make me feel better without having to give my driver's license and a DNA sample ticks me off so bad. It's even worse when you are standing there trying not to throw up or fall down, because honestly, all you want to do is rip into the box and snarf them all down so you can feel better. That kind of thing is frowned upon, though. It's probably easier to actually go out and buy meth. Ooooh, now that I think about that...if allergy and cold pills are what people need to have to make meth, I bet it can unclog sinuses like nobody's business! I'm sure someone around here could hook me up...

3) I awoke this morning to the dulcet tones of Toto singing "Africa" and now that song is in my head. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than "It's All Coming Back To Me Now," but at least I don't want to stand on my desk and sing "Africa" into a Sharpie. Not right now, anyways. Check with me later. :)


Jigsawdiva said...

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Clearly I am in the wrong line of work. That was great!

Kenny said...

You know ... there are some parts of our cultural that are very troubling in the sense that anthropologists will study it centuries hence.

But I'm fine with Yakety Sax being one of those things that is unearthed and observed in a future time.

Exhaustive research and audience feedback has suggested that the aliens make an intermission cameo at the award show next year with some quick and cleverly timed bit.

Oh the hiliarity.

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well... I got to see some plumber's butt crack there for a minute...that one wasn't you.

First time I've seen an alien wearing earrings. Very stylish. I could tell immediately which one was you...cause I know you. You were the beautiful one!

Seriously, very nicely done and it looked like a lot of fun. I've had days at work that seemed that crazy with someone after me...or me chasing someone...but it was never as fun as that looked.

You guys should take that show on the road. I agree with my son - a cameo of aliens at the awards show would be a riot!!! You could even include audience participation for more laughs.

By the way, green is your color!

Love you,
Kenny's Mom
a.k.a. Anonymous (Shhh, don't tell)